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Phony London
To my dear Mom Psycho Birgit a little of its Fate to deflect as a single parent problem bear, I let myself from her wide-beat and talk to a short visit with labor input to our dear Dave. I want to keep it short, despite all the adventures, perils and hardships, so silent to Jausner of shock when we were prohibited on the bus to Bratislava. If I had only been able Slovak, I could give the driver that a mom's blog is a great danger in the lower sugar source - particularly at airports and on aircraft must be allowed to exercise a little caution there already! After all, but everything has gone well and nobody had to die.
In the next picture can be clearly see that Dave is in front of his house:
These same abode of Dave's old junk was free motto of our trip (next to "One more Mojito, mate!").
Operations Command "Messier"
Did I mention that Dave's grandfather expansion behavior of the range of meanings "Messier" is very filling?
allowed in any British household are missing: a portrait of Queen "We are not amused" Victoria
wonderful but what in the curiosities of a wealthy Messies so everything takes. Top Fund of the Day: The Magic8 ball, knowing the heart of every dump. On inquiry I was able to learn: this year I will still make the love of my life, but no longer have sex. Also, I'm gay, but since has the oracle can probably be fooled by the overalls.
Magic8 The ball just tells Bill that she is the Gü to keep warm.
condoms in tha condorminium
regalia from Dave's premature legacy: "Modern Cake Decorating"
Occasionally such cargo said a Briton me: "So you do not want to miss the match, huh?"
Then a bitter racist derailment:
I refused to erect anti-racist outrage, just another finger in so make it a household crooked and handed over the pending work to the professionals:
We changed over in Dave's new single dream in a central location. It was a great honor to me that he chosen me as to fake partners at his side for the prestigious interior design in London Gazette "Post Modern Living" pose.
positive side effect of the extract hardships: Obvious optimization fitness effects on Dave's chest. By the way: Contrary to his description of the events of Ausräumtages for me, complete strangers I saw the computer NOT wear out like King Kong!
Now we come to tourist area. In the bottom photos which can be the home of Mick Jagger is seen in Dave's neighborhood. As the latter work not so much needed, the two often are times along the Richmond In-Treff "Regent's" gone where the old Mick is already more than once beschickert have slipped from the bar.
gets in British supermarkets to buy not only 124 different chip races, but also quite ugly patriotism features.
About Motivated integration
Speaking of shopping, "Go well in Camden. Here is a ranking of my favorite offerings:
Seat 4: Gülden framed autographed pictures of ugly aliens
Platz 3: Silly hats
likened the seller of these two hats are the way to Laurel and Hardy. When I said that Psycho Mom was the fool of us, he said with a very treacherous view "They are both stupid!" I found something of cheeky!
No. 2: Smart Partner look
Seat 1: T-Shacks with statement
Ad partners look is to report, unfortunately, that Psycho Mom Niglnagl the unpleasant-sisterly habit of the day, put all that immediately have to do what I had bought recently. I suffered like a dog (trend-setter, haha!), Dave had to intervene several times and tears.
the evening, then he led us into a puppet theater for large, in the blue-painted men little jokes on stage and the audience exaggerated. Psycho Mom went to Dave's everlasting wrath, as they pick him !!!!" yelled at him and showed when it was interactionist.
"then" rushed into the night and we had eight on what the Englishman of us different.
Sympathetic trait the British: They love their ruler and always have an autograph card in the event of cases:
Cons's first for its grisly car Taste:
The next point deduction I have given for the food prices. Poor Dave had to constantly attack us financially weak little arms!
Top bad habit of the English: the liberal sexual morality. First, this can be explained as a result of the decline of the once thriving British textile industry. Many people only enough money for mini skirts and shorts have - the outerwear suffers most, subsequently, of course, also the public decency. Everywhere will be held intercourse, contributing significantly to the brutalization at the customs. Even the otherwise distinguished Dave had to "That's what God invented for a penis!" , Carried away as Psycho Mom and I tried to verbalize our horror in the face of two in a cathedral front yard (!) Copulating British.
any case, it happens all the time.
Poor Psycho Mom reacted with mental and physical breakdown of the moral decline of our host community. I myself was always faint.
Our artistic disposition, we were able to handle the matter but positive expression of dance. This installation is called "Here is the world upside down!" Psycho Moms performance was guided by the will to recover the destroyed balance.
so purified, we could enter with fresh forces for the good cause and join in front of Buckingham Palace for the rights of single mothers and finally singing a beer with friends - Jamaican way: smart, right?
And then it happened - was to blame British sexual morality! And we were, at least at the heart of the matter!
Well, forget it. Here is the conclusion one Some pictures from Ugley at Stanstead:
